Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted, and I’m getting coffee! And it’s not even for me!
F•R•I•E•N•D•S, The One With Chandler in a Box (S04E08)
I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!
Everybody at the restaurant still hates me. I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day… I get off work and I find out that they wrote this on my chef’s hat.