We are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can’t imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I’ve left my notes in my dressing room we shall proceed to the vows […] You may now kiss the bride. I guess by the powers vested in me by the State of New York and the Internet guys I now pronounce you husband and wife. — Joey officiates Chandler and Monica’s wedding.