Well, we’re just gonna have to jump. Now, we’re gonna have to make sure to land to the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the dumpster on the other side and try to avoid that weird brownish red stuff in the middle. So, when you get down there, you go up to the roof and you let me in.
We are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can’t imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I’ve left my notes in my dressing room we shall proceed to the vows […] You may now kiss the bride. I guess by the powers vested in me by the State of New York and the Internet guys I now pronounce you husband and wife. — Joey officiates Chandler and Monica’s wedding.