Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I don’t really know what happened with that. Oh, and then Monica joked that she wouldn’t go out with a guy like Chandler and he couldn’t let it go, and… I don’t really know what happened with that either. Oh-oh! And then Ross’s new girlfriend, Bonnie, shows up and Rachel convinced her to save her head. And then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl.