friends deep lore: the reason chandler is so bad at generally existing in the 90s/early 2000s is he actually died in 1843 of lead poisoning and now he’s been reanimated by dark wizard ross (a homophobe) and the only way to break free of his curse of living undead is to find love and luckily he shares a flat with friendly modern man joey who teaches him the way of the world and maybe just, maybe, he also teaches him the meaning of love. 200k, slowburn, fisting